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Anonymous said: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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  • My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.

caliginouskarkat:

from “farmstink buttlass” that plays flute poorly to “witch of space” that saves all of her friends just by being brave and clever in one fucking day at age 13 god fucking bless jade harley

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

algebrasunshine:

thrillerbarkatdawn:

frogspawned:

raideo:

croptopprincette:

bibliophilicwitch:

rileythehellgoat:

ginger-eh:

dirkfromstatefarm:

nerdbaby-fantroll:

anikarp:

awkward-avenger:

izziesworldofizzie:

ahuttoftea:

fizzylimon:

meisterj:

savagelucy42:

I am the Beastmaster.

It was Pitch Perfect. i’m stuck is a more musical version of real life, it sucks because I’m visual and can’t sing for shit.

The Lego Movie. I am the opposite of fucked.

IM GONNA WRECK IT

'How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying' so basically I'm doing great.

THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL YES I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN A WES ANDERSON MOVIE

Robocop FUCK I HAVE NO BODY FUCK

Twighlight Breaking Dawn(wake me up inside)

Pulp fiction

Spongebob the movie
i’m gonna geT THE CROWN, SAVE THE TOWN AND MR CRABS

Shrek The Musical
I’m good.

uuummmmm. three last thing I watched was avatar: the last airbender. let me try reaching farther back for the just movie…
I’m almost positive it was X-Men: Days of Future Past. I can’t decide if this is good or bad.

I watched a movie about a trans woman that was andy warhols muse for a period of time…so…so i become a trans woman, do a bunch of things that i dont remember 100% because i watched this a few days ago, and then die after andy warhol totally kicks me to the curb because im not a real woman.

the lego movie omfg
everything is awesome B)

The Burrowers. :(

Spiceworld. Cower in fear.

X-Men Days of Future Past
hell yeah! or hell no it depends

algebrasunshine:

thrillerbarkatdawn:

frogspawned:

raideo:

croptopprincette:

bibliophilicwitch:

rileythehellgoat:

ginger-eh:

dirkfromstatefarm:

nerdbaby-fantroll:

anikarp:

awkward-avenger:

izziesworldofizzie:

ahuttoftea:

fizzylimon:

meisterj:

savagelucy42:

I am the Beastmaster.

It was Pitch Perfect. i’m stuck is a more musical version of real life, it sucks because I’m visual and can’t sing for shit.

The Lego Movie.
I am the opposite of fucked.

IM GONNA WRECK IT

'How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying' so basically I'm doing great.

THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL YES I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN A WES ANDERSON MOVIE

Robocop FUCK I HAVE NO BODY FUCK

Twighlight Breaking Dawn
(wake me up inside)

Pulp fiction

Spongebob the movie

i’m gonna geT THE CROWN, SAVE THE TOWN AND MR CRABS

Shrek The Musical

I’m good.

uuummmmm. three last thing I watched was avatar: the last airbender. let me try reaching farther back for the just movie…

I’m almost positive it was X-Men: Days of Future Past. I can’t decide if this is good or bad.

I watched a movie about a trans woman that was andy warhols muse for a period of time…so…so i become a trans woman, do a bunch of things that i dont remember 100% because i watched this a few days ago, and then die after andy warhol totally kicks me to the curb because im not a real woman.

the lego movie omfg

everything is awesome B)

The Burrowers. :(

Spiceworld. Cower in fear.

X-Men Days of Future Past

hell yeah! or hell no it depends

frecklesrex:

thegalifreyanwinchestet:

angelhoney-bee:

crowley-for-king:

obsessivecompulsiveteadrinker:

*Fictional character torn apart by bullets*

They might still be alive

*Fictional character shot in the head*

I’m sure they could survive that

*Fictional character in coffin at funeral about to be buried*

They’ll be ok

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Death is irrelevant when you watch Supernatural

You see your main character in hell.
"They’ll be fine. Just wait. "

"Dude their in hell."

"SHHHH. WAIT."

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buckkybbarnes:

LITERALLY WHAT IS THE HARM IN SAYING A CHARACTER IS BISEXUAL NOTHING OF PREVIOUS HETERO RELATIONSHIPS IS GLOSSED OVER IT GIVES REPRESENTATION TO A GROUP WHO IS OFTEN ERASED AND NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO FIGHT ABOUT THIS KIND OF SHIT WHY IS THIS EVEN A PROBLEM

dex5m:

Misha’s favourite monster/mythical creature growing up [X]

My father remarried when I was fairly young. And his wife was Jewish. So this introduced the host of new holidays. We didn’t just have Christmas and Easter.